20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son:
(I saw this the other day and loved it. I changed a few of them around to what I find to be more important.
1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.
2. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.
3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up you know.
4. Save money when you're young because you're going to need it someday.
5. Allowe me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.
6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.
7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.
8. Your knowledge and education is something no one can ever take a way from. Work hard. Get a job. You will always regret sitting back and being lazy
9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with someone who hates your guts.
10. Take pride in your appearance.
11. Be strong and tender at the same time.
12. A women can do everything you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3AM. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.
13. "Yes ma'am" and "Yes sir" still go a long way.
14. The reason they're called "private parts" is because they're "private." Please do not scratch them in public.
15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.
16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.
17. Be patriotic
18. Potty humor isn't the only thing that's humorous.
19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.
20. Remember to call your mom because I will be missing you.
11:48 p.m. - 2012-08-15
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